Thursday, May 25, 2006

Beneath that smile

The Da Vinci Code embraces conspiracy theories. Dan Brown is certainly dexterous as he weaves them around actual events (the Council of Nicaea), actual people (Constantine and Arius) and actual documents (the Gnostic Gospels). What exactly are these theories? We oick out 3 Most Misguided-Theories for you.
3 Most misguided Theories
MRS JESUS
Misguided theory 1 Jesus and Mary Magdalene were secretly married and had a child!
Dan Brown quotes from the Gnostic Gospel - Gospel Philip : " and the companion of the Saviour is Mary Magdalene. Christ loved her more than all the disciples and used to kiss her often on her mouth." Mrs Jesus herself is then supposed to be the legendary Holy Grail, the royal bloodline of Jesus. Honestly... this makes for juicy scandal material, but lacks any grounds to be taken too seriously.
In fact... Dan Brown's dubious "sources" : The Nag Hammadi texts that contain the Gnostic Gospels are an unreliable source. THey were written neither by Jesus' apostles, nor by their cmpanions but under a pseudonym that is, the author used the names of the aopstles just to gain credibility. Hence, we have the Gospel of Thomas, the Gospel of Philip, etc. but they were not actually written by these apostles.
Note: The apostles were the followers of Christ-people who'd be most able to write an accurate account of Jesus' life.
THE ' SECRET' GOSPELS
The misguided THeory 2 The Bible was collated by the pagan Roman Emperor Constantine. Therefore, writings that contain Jesus' human traits, known as the Gnostic Gospels, were suppressed by Constantine to cover up the real identity of Jesus for political reason.
" The Bible as we know it today, was collated by the pagan Roman emperor Constantine the Great ( The Da Vinci Code, pg 231)
Honestly, ...It sure is puzzling that Dan Brown cites sources that are obviously unreliable. Hasn't he done his research? In fact... What is Gnosticism?
'Gnostic' comes from the word 'knowledge'. Gnosticism believes that Jesus came not to free us of our sins, but to free us from our ignorance.
Why are the Gnostic Gospels not included in today's Bible?
Only books and letters that were associated with an apostle or associate were accepted in the New Testament canon ( the listof those writings acknowledged by the Church as documents of divine revelation). The Gnostic Gospels were branched heretical by the early Church Fathers, not Constantine.
I VOTE HIM AS GOD
Misguided Theory 3 Jesus Christ was elevated to "divine" position as a result of a vote held in AD 325 at the Council of Nicaea - a convention of bishops.
Honestly.... this is a well-spun theory. You need to know your history to debunk this one! It plays on distorting details and dispensing half-truths.
In fact..... A sly half truths. For two and a half centuries before Nicaea, most of the early Church already had the opinion that Christ is divine. The Council of Nicaea did seriuosly consider alternative views of Jesus, yet not whether he was merely mortal or divine, but rather whether his status was lesser than God, that is, was he coeternal with God.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

I'm back

Hi ppl.. oh yea, its been ages rite. hmm not dat i dun wanna blog its just dat i dun have the Ohm to blog. things get busy. homework stacking up.. exams always so far yet so near( u understand?) boring...boring. nth on me list which im looking forward too yet.. oh well, let me check the calendar. First up, church camp.. which im dying to go but im havin my fundamentals on the 29th. Hmmph~ second, appreciation Day, woo hoo! looking forward for it.. Look out for more details yea. third, Parents' Day.. GOt ur jerseys all ready?? its time to kick some fun. Lastly, Time's up conference on the 3rd June which is already hol..

alright, school was empty today but they say yesterday 20 over 46 peeps only came to school. Lisa was kinda hyper today... aahhahha nah la, just joking. But she said that she'll be hyper if she sits wif a COW .. dun really understand wat she meant.. But let say if we put her in a dairy farm?? hahahaa.... ok la.. shes gonna kill me if i continue. Let's put a full stop to it.ahahah! what's more... hmm, Convent canteen day.. Rm 10 per book. you noe whts dat all about rite?

And yea, thats all bout it, looking forward for tommorow. ITS a HOLIDAY!!
See ya...